These aren’t accidental. They’re calculated energy reallocations. This heavyweight tee is for the dad who shuts his eyes “just for a second” and wakes up 45 minutes later somehow more powerful. Soft, structured, and perfect for couch flops, recliner resets, and backyard “resting my eyes” sessions. Not lazy. Just well-timed. If I’m horizontal, I’m problem-solving in REM.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
